giantmetalchicken:

morpheusnyx:

okay i’m posting embarrassing selfies sorry

i got a haircut and three dresses from goodwill (not the haircut, i got it somewhere else) and i took pictures and my face looks really stupid and awkward and I’M SORRY I’M POSTING THIS GO AWAY AMANDA

WOW YOU’RE REALLY PRETTY.

also i keep forgetting you have short hair because i haven’t actually seen it in person yet.

#GUYS MY FUTURE PLATONIC SPOUSE IS REALLY PRETT AND AWESOME AND YOU SHOULD FOLLOW HER 

guys MY future platonic spouse is way prettier and awesomer than HER future platonic spouse so you should follow her too

also whoa ashley i totally forgot you hadn’t seen my hair in real life CLEARLY WE NEED TO FIX THIS

windexwaker:

captain-jack-hardness:

i hate black girls

the sentence above is racist, but if you replace black girls with white girls you get a funny 1000+ note text post instead

fuck, its finally time someone pointed this out

okay, but saying you hate black girls comes with a long history of institutionalized racism and oppression while saying you hate white girls doesn’t? at all? it’s really not the same thing? for basically the same reason that “racism against white people” is bullshit?

my main problem with the “i hate white girls” thing is that from what i’ve seen, if it specifies “girls” instead of “people” it’s usually more directed at women rather than people who are white, and is a lot of misogynistic crap like so much of that whole “teenage girls are horrible” thing

someone wrote a really good response that deals with this much better than i can, but i can’t find it

gabzilla-z:

I felt like doing some batbabies

This is for kitty <3

Other version

Artists Who Make Me Cry - Phil Noto [1]

one-final-day:

arataamaya:

morpheusnyx:

I don’t know…

OMG

I CAN’T

I’M CRYING

THIS IS TOO WONDERFUL

WHOEVER MADE THIS I LOVE YOU

AND I LOVE YOU, RANDOM CITIZEN

i habitually tuck my hair behind my ears but as of yesterday my hair is too short to tuck behind my ears

and it is the most jarring experience every time i try to and it doesn’t work

i don’t even know??

sarahgrey replied to your post: THERE IS A BIRD OUTSIDE SINGING RIGHT NOW IT IS…

I think we heard the same bird.

i am still hearing our bird he will not shut up

i have not been to sleep yet and this bird is already up and hanging out and being productive and probably filling out job applications and answering emails and cleaning his room and i’m on tumblr and not doing any of those things

THERE IS A BIRD OUTSIDE SINGING RIGHT NOW IT IS NOT EVEN 2 AM

“the early bird gets the worm” right

fucking overachiever

“ I think the most challenging thing in terms of just the character was really figuring out what was underneath the front of the cool, slick Grace under pressure demeanor that Neal has and what motivated him to want the better things in life.” - Matt Bomer

okay i’m posting embarrassing selfies sorry

i got a haircut and three dresses from goodwill (not the haircut, i got it somewhere else) and i took pictures and my face looks really stupid and awkward and I’M SORRY I’M POSTING THIS GO AWAY AMANDA

parscilla:

instead of publicly shaming girls for wearing shorts on an 80 degree day you should teach teachers and male students to not overly sexualize a normal body part to the point where they apparently cant function in daily life

Suit up

fuckyeahmovieposters:

Constantine

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