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thorsarmy: when i find myself in times of trouble agent coulson comes to me speaking words of wisdom If you try to escape, or play any sort of games with me, I will taze you and watch “Supernanny” while you drool into the carpet. 
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Neil Gaiman: PULP ROMANCE →
mariadahvanaheadley: He saw her across a crowded shelf. Her deckle-edge was seductively deep, her endpapers velvety. She was a first edition, probably autographed. Any man would want to write his name in a book like her. She noticed him perusing her pages, and blushed. He had a hard…
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My little brother Scotty got two gerbils and one is brown with a white spot on her head and she doesn’t like to be picked up so I convinced him to name her Rogue. I’m not sure what to name the other one though. She is tan and very spunky and likes to bite your fingers. My ideas were Storm or Mystique.  Because I like those characters. Thoughts? Advice?
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Did anyone notice this?
godsofmischiefandthunder: thestarkspangledcapsicle: likeafairyy: Natasha Romanoff: [all arguing in the lab] Are you all really that naive? S.H.I.E.L.D monitors potential threats. Bruce Banner: Captain America is on potential threat watch list? Tony Stark: [to rogers] You’re on that list? Are you above or below angry bees? Steve Rogers: I swear to God, Stark, one more crack… Tony Stark:...
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[[MORE]] I’m trying to remember the last time that I felt, like, unreservedly happy. Like where I could just feel good without having to ignore the anxious hole in my chest and the little voice in the back of my head that’s pointing out that I’ve screwed up my life and I have no future. I mean, even when I’m not thinking about it and I forget it’s there because...
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I’m watching Death at a Funeral again (the British one). There are so many reasons to watch this movie. Rupert Graves is in it being an asshole. Alan Tudyk is in it being sort of adorable. Peter Dinklage is in it being hilarious. Those are three good reasons to watch it.
May 27th
oh what a beautiful day: sonder →
dictionaryofobscuresorrows: n. the unsettling realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own—populated with their own ambitions, friends, routines, worries and inherited craziness—an epic story that continues invisibly around you like an anthill…
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[[MORE]]I’m feeling…this weird combination of happy and depressed.  Like on the surface I’m actually in quite a good mood as long as I don’t actually think of how I’m feeling or anything that makes me anxious. But I also feel really awful and down underneath. It feels like my depression is going to burst out and take over again if I think about it for too long. And...
May 26th
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“The best moments in reading are when you come across something - a thought, a...”
– Alan Bennett, The History Boys: The Film (via skeletales)
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the-vashta-nerada: you can keep your eurovion the only vision we have in america is the vision of FREEDOM
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I made cookies! You should all come visit me and I will give you cookies and we will share our intense feelings about characters. It will be awesome.
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I’m going to the LIBRARY i will probably fall off my bicycle on the way this is going to end tragically
May 26th
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i don’t think you’re supposed to just eat sugar my stomach sort of feels a bit weird although that may be the not sleeping HMMMM
May 26th
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GUYS what if i imagined the waffles and there were never any waffles in the freezer AT ALL and i’m only now realizing it DOES THAT MEAN I’M CRAZY or maybe that i was crazy but now i’ve gotten better because i’m not hallucinating waffles any more please if you are an expert on waffles or hallucinations tell me if i am crazy?
May 26th
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my dad made like a billion waffles earlier this week and then put them in the freezer and i swear to god the freezer was still totally full of waffles yesterday but then i just looked in it THERE ARE NO MORE FUCKING WAFFLES HOW DID A ZILLION FUCKING WAFFLES DISAPPEAR OVERNIGHT WHAT IS THIS SORCERY the freezer is empty of waffles did my dad just load all the waffles in his car and go off to...
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